1 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:49,048 - [banging on glass] - Woody! I see you. 2 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,801 Oh! Hi, sweetie. 3 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:55,471 Yeah. Oh, me? I… I'm just stretching, doing the-the dead baby bug. 4 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,556 Oh, okay, yeah. 5 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,808 When you're done, can you come inside? Your daughter needs you. 6 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,311 I'll come in. Yeah. Okay. 7 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:06,399 Fuck. 8 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,025 [parent] We are so sorry, Olive. 9 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,820 I can't imagine how hard this must be for you. 10 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,698 Calling off your engagement, that's a big decision. 11 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,782 Yeah. 12 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,411 - [sobs, sniffles] - [mouthing] Say something. 13 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,872 Sweetheart… [chuckles] 14 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,124 …I just got to tell you, this-this… 15 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:27,503 this, uh, fiancé of yours, stone-cold moron. 16 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,464 He's a terrible musician, terrible sense of style, 17 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,550 very confusing dancer. 18 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,887 Uh, he always has a hot dog at the movies. 19 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:39,724 I think in the grand scheme of things, this is a good thing. 20 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:43,144 Have you tried reaching out to Jimmy? Just to get his perspective? 21 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,520 - [Olive] What? Why? - That's, uh-- 22 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,856 [Olive] Oh, yeah. Let's hear what a man has to say. 23 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,358 - [parent] No, that's not what I meant. - Fuck men! Fuck the patriarchy! 24 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,195 Hey, patriarch, what do you have to say? 25 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:56,199 Um, I think I'm more or less in the way here, 26 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:01,370 and that I should leave you guys to have a… an important, 27 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,915 uh, you know, girls' weekend. 28 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:07,628 - I'll just stay out of your way, and, uh… - Wood… 29 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,048 I'm gonna shoot out to see, uh, Matthew. 30 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,466 - Great. - In Austin? 31 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,719 [chuckles] He does live in Austin, so, yeah, uh… 32 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,516 But, uh, you know, he's been hounding me, I told you, to come out there. And, uh… 33 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:26,479 So, I'll just leave you guys here, you know, for the time being, 34 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,232 and you could maybe do some coconut ice cream 35 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,858 and-and have pillow fights, 36 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,862 and watch the Sisters of the Traveling… movie. 37 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,032 And… And I'll be back. [chuckles] 38 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,368 How is it possible that someone who lives with three women 39 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,245 knows so little about women? 40 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:45,915 Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender. 41 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,334 Okay. I think we should all be together 42 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,795 because Olive needs her family now more than ever. 43 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,214 We're saying the same thing. I… 44 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,465 Fuck men, right? 45 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,925 What's even the point of 'em? 46 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,427 - We are going to stay together. - [sniffles] 47 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,806 [inhales deeply, sighs] 48 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,934 [Matthew] "Life is our résumé. 49 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,143 It is our story to tell, 50 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,230 and the choices we make write the chapters. 51 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,608 Can we live in a way where we look forward to looking back? 52 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,277 That's the question." 53 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,864 - Matthew McConaughey, Greenlights. - [sniffs] 54 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,867 Now, look, I do consider myself a bit of a wordsmith, all right? 55 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,329 And the six million copies of my book, Greenlights, can back that case up. 56 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,791 Yet here I am, struggling to write a speech. 57 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,710 To be fair, it's no ordinary speech. 58 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,837 "Ladies and gentlemen. This is a… 59 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:36,549 Heck, it might just be one of the most important speeches of all time, 60 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,467 to honor my late father's legacy. 61 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,345 Ladies and gentlemen. 62 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:45,017 "My father was many things. 63 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,560 Cowboy." 64 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,562 Yeah. 65 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,771 "A Texan." 66 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:51,773 Yep. 67 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:53,650 "A man." 68 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,987 Oh, for fuck's sake, McConaughey. 69 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:02,658 It's a fucking after-school special at the Hallmark Card Convention. 70 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,370 Let's just see if we can make it not sound like AI's writing it. 71 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,581 - He's been at this for days now. - [Matthew muttering] 72 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,001 Oh, little girl, you just don't understand the process. 73 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,421 Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show? 74 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,215 [inhales sharply, exhales heavily] 75 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:18,715 [groans] 76 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,426 - [Matthew] Inspiration comes… - Dad. 77 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,178 …in the strangest of places… 78 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,055 - and right now, I'm just here… - Big Mac. 79 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,015 - …waiting for it to hit me. - Yeah. 80 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,141 - In the meantime… - Was… 81 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,269 - I just need peace and quiet-- - [horn honking] 82 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,982 ["Give A Little Bit" plays] 83 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,443 That Woody? 84 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:43,158 Greetings, McConaugheys! 85 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:25,032 - Oh, yeah, River! - Get in here. 86 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,159 - Hey. Uh… Okay. - Oh, hey. 87 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,162 What the hell are you doing here, man? You drove all the way to Texas? What for? 88 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,164 Uh… 89 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,417 [sighs] I just needed time to decompress. 90 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,128 You don't do shit, Woody. Decompress from what? 91 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,507 No, I'm just feeling very compressed. 92 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,092 You know? Like… Truth be told, 93 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,344 Olive is going through a bit of a situation, 94 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,929 - and, uh… - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 95 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,141 The, uh… The estrogen just flowing through the household 96 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,810 was more than one simple guy like me could bear, right? 97 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,687 So I thought, bring her out to the plains 98 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,398 and let her scare off the coyotes with her wails. 99 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,442 Understood. Hey, listen. 100 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,776 You know you're family, right? 101 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,654 And all of my earthly possessions are yours to share. 102 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,865 - Goes both ways. Except for the bus. - All right. 103 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,492 The thing is, today is not the ideal time to be showing up. 104 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,453 I'm not gonna be much fun for the next 24 hours. 105 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:13,122 Let me tell you why. Tomorrow morning, I got a pep rally. 106 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,665 We're retiring my dad's jersey. 107 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,335 I've been putting this event together for months, right? 108 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:20,880 And I got to give the speech, of course, which has to be perfect, right? 109 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,466 But I haven't written it yet. So I got to be head down, 110 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,009 writing from now until tomorrow. 111 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,094 After that, you and I can lollygag and hang out all we want. 112 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,721 But right now, I need 100% focus. Are we cool? 113 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,516 Say no more. And you won't even know we're here. 114 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,100 - Okay. - Just one more thing. 115 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:38,105 I'm gonna need access to your water line, gas line, gray water clear-out line. 116 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:43,152 And it would be huge if you had a pellet tray of activated charcoal. 117 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,904 Where am I? In my office. 118 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,822 - In your office. I'll talk to the wife. - There you go. 119 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,451 - Thanks for coming. See you tomorrow. - Okay. I love you, brother. 120 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,454 - So, what's it been? Like a year, right? - Yeah, yeah. 121 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,665 Yeah, you really filled out since the last time I saw you. 122 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,416 Oh, you think? Well, thank you very much. 123 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,835 I mean, you've filled out too. 124 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,753 You can't tell a girl that she's filled out. 125 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,880 Oh, no, no. Not like your chest or anything. 126 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,592 I meant, like, your whole body, like in a body-positive kind of way. 127 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,177 No, I'm just fucking with you. 128 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,971 [chuckles] 129 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,889 Oh, no. Totally, obviously. That's what I thought. 130 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,724 And that's good 'cause I love being fucked with. 131 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,561 I'm… I'm a total fuckboy. 132 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,147 Hmm. 133 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,820 Dude, I know that you're working, 134 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,238 but on the way into town, 135 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,574 we found some gourds by the side of road. 136 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,950 And I ask you, 137 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,788 what is better for creativity than gourd soup? 138 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,665 All right. Thank you, buddy. [clicks tongue] 139 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,208 [typing] 140 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,210 [whispering] My dad… 141 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,799 All right. [grunts, groans] 142 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,801 [clears throat] 143 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,095 [smacks lips] Mmm. 144 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,597 Mmm. Thank you. 145 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:53,890 And if you find any hairs in it, 146 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:57,394 that's just from the raccoons who were fighting over it when we pulled over. 147 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,730 All right. Thanks, buddy. [smacks lips] 148 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:01,773 Okay, buddy. 149 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,941 [grunts] 150 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,403 [breathes deeply] 151 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:08,989 How's the speech going? 152 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,744 It's going all right. Easing my way into it, 153 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,079 walking down memory lane, getting in the zone. 154 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,126 I mean, you're lucky you got all those, uh, great memories of your dad. 155 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,462 - All I got is a couple of mug shots… - [typing continues] 156 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:28,133 …and a heart-shaped cigarette burn he gave me. 157 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,679 This is a nice desk. Mahogany? 158 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,310 [bell rings] 159 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,395 I'm hungry. 160 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,981 Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thanks for stopping by, man. 161 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,858 [sighs] Man, I gotta be honest. 162 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:50,322 I have never felt so out of my depths with the women in my life. 163 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,825 I got to be honest, that's kind of how I'm feeling with this speech. 164 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,244 I want it to be so damn perfect, 165 00:08:56,245 --> 00:09:00,540 my analysis seems to be suffering from a paralysis. 166 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,585 Well, I'm sure he'd be proud of whatever it is you… 167 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,297 What do you got so far? Let me be your sounding board. 168 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,635 "What can I say about a man like Big Mac?" 169 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,765 That's all I got so far. 170 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,769 I've done 50 drafts, but I can't seem to find my way in, man. 171 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,814 Which is why you and your gourd soup, all right, 172 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,650 - need to give me some quiet time. - [chuckles] You know what? 173 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,736 - I know what your problem is. - Oh, you do? 174 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,863 You're constipated. 175 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,031 No, sir. Dropped a deuce this morning. 176 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,993 - I'm doing just fine in that department. - I'm not talking about constipated here. 177 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,036 I'm talking about constipated here. 178 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,290 You don't even know how fucking lucky you are 179 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:46,919 that the universe dropped me into your path on this very day. 180 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,213 Because I know what you need. 181 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,507 You need to get thrown off balance. 182 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:55,261 No, what I need is the solitude to find my monologue, buddy. 183 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,513 All right? When I do that, then I can write the dialogue. 184 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:02,351 No, you need to dialogue with me in order to maybe find your monologue. 185 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,853 Woody, with all due respect, 186 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,980 would you please get the fuck out of my office? 187 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:09,859 Or, we both get the fuck out of your office and get one drink. 188 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,777 - No. It's not gonna happen. - That is gonna happen. 189 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,362 No, it's not gonna happen. 190 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,281 - Yes, it is. Come on. - I gotta write this. Come on. 191 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,702 [chuckles] Okay, have it your way. 192 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,829 Bye, Woody. Love you, Woody. 193 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,497 [sighs] 194 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:31,256 "My dad had a dick as big as Texas." 195 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:32,925 [sighs] 196 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,385 This is a high school audience, McConaughey. [chuckling] 197 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,555 What are you fucking doing? [inhales sharply] 198 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:40,766 [sighs] 199 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,727 [inquisitive music plays] 200 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,729 What? 201 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:53,862 Woody? 202 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,325 - One drink. - That's all I want is one drink. 203 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,037 - I'll get Joy to call us an Uber. - I'll be back. 204 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:07,750 [Woody] Hey, Joy had her doubts. Turns out, Uber Pool is Uber Cool. 205 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:11,922 - You at the game! [chuckles] - Yeah! [screams] 206 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,259 - Are you really Matthew McConaughey? - Yes, I am. 207 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:19,095 Oh. Would you sleep with my girlfriend? 208 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,346 No, I will not. 209 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,472 Oh. [chuckles] 210 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,100 - Can I tell people that you did though? - No, you cannot. 211 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,309 Woody? Can I… 212 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,353 Yeah, uh, tell them what you want. 213 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,063 Just make me sound cool. [chuckles] 214 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,565 - Thank you, Mr. Harrelson. - Hey, Wood. 215 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:33,651 I thought we were going to Whistler's. We should have been there 15 minutes ago. 216 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:34,986 We were going to Whistler's, 217 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,739 but then Tanner knows a spot that's just a little ways up. 218 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,575 All right, well, what's a little ways? 219 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,244 Thirty, 40, hour tops, man. 220 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,537 Definitely more than an hour. 221 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,164 - [Woody chuckles] - [sighs] Okay, here we go. 222 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,209 Hey, dude, sometimes you gotta travel to get to a cool spot. 223 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,337 - I mean, just enjoy the ride, man. - Yeah. 224 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,464 [coughs, groans] 225 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,550 Hey, you mind if we kill the AC? 226 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,970 - I don't fuck with Freon. - No, Wood. No, do not kill the AC. 227 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,889 I-I need it back here. It's hot. 228 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,057 You know who else is really hot? 229 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,434 Mother Earth. 230 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,060 She's parched and dying 231 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:13,191 because the ozone layer's been depleted because of this vehicle's Freon abuse. 232 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,525 You can close the vent on your side. 233 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,694 Now that's not really the point, is it, Tanner? 234 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,530 - Please don't touch that knob. - Yeah, no, I'll touch this knob. 235 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,865 Do not kill the AC. 236 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:24,744 When you tell me not to touch that knob, it makes me want to touch all the knobs. 237 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,829 And now it's not even about the fucking Freon. 238 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,332 - [Tanner] What the fuck, man? - Hey, man, don't hit my hand. 239 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,334 He asked you not to touch his knob, dude. 240 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,377 - [Matthew] Fuck, man. - I'll touch any knob I want, dude. 241 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,296 - Don't touch that. - It's your brother's car. 242 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,256 - Motherfucker, you're getting no stars! - Don't touch that! 243 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,341 What the fuck, man? 244 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,927 - He's gonna spew! [chuckles] - [gags] 245 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,220 Tanner. Tanner! 246 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,847 - Unlock the child lock. - Get off me, man. 247 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,224 Unlock the fucking child lock. 248 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,308 [horn honking] 249 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,935 [Tanner] I hate you, Matthew McConaughey! 250 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,187 What the fuck, man? 251 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,732 [Woody] Fucking climate deniers. 252 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,609 [Matthew sighs] Still no service. 253 00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,029 Well, you're a real ass-half-empty type of guy, ain't you? 254 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,489 You mean "glass-half-empty"? 255 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,034 No, I mean ass-half-empty. That's the saying. 256 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,452 No, it's not. What does that even mean? 257 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,996 Well, what the fuck is a half-empty glass? 258 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,498 Empty of what? 259 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:14,460 The point is, the night is gonna take us where it's gonna take us. 260 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,295 You need to just let go. 261 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,174 Let the universe universe. Stop trying to control every little thing. 262 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,177 Dude, just because I'm trying to have some semblance of a speech 263 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,096 for my dad's ceremony tomorrow morning, 264 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,850 does not mean I'm trying to control everything. [scoffs] 265 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,604 Boy, this would be a good place to shoot a horror film. 266 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,858 Yeah. I kinda feel like we're already in one. 267 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,903 [tense music plays] 268 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,781 Fuck. 269 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,075 I let my kidnapping insurance lag. 270 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,746 If things go sideways, you take out the big guy, I'll run for help. 271 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,124 You zig, I'll zag. I'm better at zagging. 272 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,669 Hey! Bud, do you mind giving us a ride into town? 273 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,214 Of course. Hop in. 274 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,507 [Matthew] Wait a second, man, I know you. 275 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,884 You're TMZ, man. 276 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,051 This guy… This guy is TMZ. 277 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,429 You were outside my kid's school the other day, man. 278 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,638 You-You following us? 279 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,182 Yeah, I've been following you guys. 280 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,435 Hey, but I was definitely five feet away from that fence at your kid's school. 281 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,519 Always respectful. 282 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,647 Ah. Gentleman. Let's go. 283 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,901 Dude, I'm not riding with TMZ. 284 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,652 Would you rather walk? 285 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,617 Thanks for the ride, dude. 286 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:28,951 Yeah, it's my pleasure, man. 287 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:33,122 You guys mind if I, uh, record everything you say and post it on TMZ online later? 288 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,374 - Sure, why not? - Yes, we do. 289 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,336 - Oh, yeah. No, don't do that. - [phone buzzes] 290 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,422 Damn. I just got a possible Joe Rogan sighting. 291 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,466 I heard a rumor he might run for governor. 292 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,011 [groans] I got nothing against Joe Rogan, but he's a Jersey boy. 293 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,597 Texans want a real Texan in the mansion. 294 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,057 [Woody] Ah, hear, hear! 295 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,893 [Matthew] Hey, you know who always talked about running for office? 296 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,229 My dad. He would've been a great governor. 297 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,189 You always knew where you stood with him. 298 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,024 And, you know, he'd say, "Come hell or high water, 299 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,444 if I tell you I'm gonna walk through the door with you, 300 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,821 I'm gonna walk through the door with you." 301 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,532 I like that right there. 302 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,742 That's good. Putting that in my speech. 303 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,870 And the man is in his flow state. 304 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,123 Oh, uh, hey, y-you mind if we take a detour? 305 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,209 [TMZ member] I love a detour. Where we going? 306 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,838 - ["Ramblin' Man" playing on radio] - Hey, will you turn that up? 307 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,757 "Ramblin' Man." That's my dad's favorite song. 308 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,511 Maybe this is a sign from the universe. Okay, let's make this count. 309 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:33,391 Daddy used to say, "Wherever I hang my hat, that is my home." 310 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,561 And the world… the world would welcome him. 311 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:40,189 And that was Big Mac even to this day. 312 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:44,570 Because sages don't die, they just fade away. 313 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,656 All right, homies. We're here. 314 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,783 Save. 315 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,411 That's it, buddy. 316 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,830 - [chuckles] - My opus. 317 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,291 That's everything I ever wanted to say about my dad. 318 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,587 Thank you for getting me out. 319 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,422 All right, get my ass home. I need some sleep. 320 00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,550 No, no. There's plenty of time for sleep, but me and Jesus, 321 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,261 we made this pit stop for a reason. You trust me? 322 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,388 - No. [chuckling] Oh, God. - Okay, come on. 323 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:16,809 - All right, my man. Come on. - [Matthew grunting, groaning] 324 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,519 [crowd cheering, clamoring] 325 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,937 [upbeat music plays] 326 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,774 [rodeo announcer on speakers] 327 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:28,404 - You son of a bitch. - [chuckling] 328 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,199 [rodeo announcer] …a lot more exciting bull riding for you here tonight. 329 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,326 Our next rider is from Lockhart. 330 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:37,288 He recently won money in his hometown rodeo, and… 331 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,415 Jackpot rodeo. 332 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,667 [rodeo announcer] And here we go! 333 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,342 Jackpot rodeo. 334 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,478 [stammers] My dad used to ride here, man. 335 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:04,272 That's why I brought you here. He was a champion bull rider. 336 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,484 - Yeah, you're damn right he was. - [chuckles] 337 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:11,739 Me and Ma Mac came down here one time to watch him ride. 338 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,574 I mean, I always wanted to ride like him, right? 339 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,742 So, I went to get on a bull, 340 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,453 and Ma Mac has me by the back of the hair and says, 341 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,789 "No way you're gonna take a chance messing up 342 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,959 your future moneymaker, young Matthew." 343 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,751 - [chuckles] - [announcer] All right, our next rider 344 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,877 is getting settled in… 345 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,880 Well… 346 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,384 Ma Mac ain't here now, is she? 347 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,972 ["Crazy Train" plays] 348 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,433 - [chuckles] Nah, dude. - [chuckles] 349 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,394 You think? 350 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,521 I think. 351 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,606 [horse whinnies] 352 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,568 - Fuck it. - [chuckling] Fuck it. 353 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,070 Fuck it. 354 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,875 [announcer] And next up, the biggest bull in the ring, the Guv'Na. 355 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,001 - Wallet. - [Woody] Got it. 356 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,336 The holy grail. Guard this with your life. 357 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,589 - Of course. Of course. - All right. [exhales deeply] 358 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,674 I'm ready. 359 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,468 [music continues] 360 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,897 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit it. 361 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,608 [crowd cheering] 362 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,194 - [groaning] - [announcer] He took quite a fall there. 363 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:33,654 - [Woody] Matthew! - [announcer] He's not getting up. 364 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,824 - [grunts] - Hyah! Hyah! 365 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,870 - [grunting] - Buddy. Come on. 366 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,833 [grunting, panting] 367 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,087 - You all right? - [exhales deeply] 368 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,428 - [both whooping] - [announcer] He's okay, folks. 369 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,806 [cheering] 370 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,559 - [chuckling] - Yeah! 371 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,644 Holy shit! 372 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,687 - You're a bull rider. - How's my face? Huh? 373 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,398 - Good. It's still there. - You know how I did? I go eight seconds? 374 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,983 - At least. [chuckles] - [whoops] 375 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,362 It's a natural fucking high, man. Give me my phone. 376 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,656 - Phone. Phone. - Oh, no, no, no. It's here, it's here. I… 377 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,866 It's around. Excuse me. 378 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,327 Hang on. I dropped it in the ring. 379 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,579 Oh, here we go. 380 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,083 Uh, okay. We might have a little situation. 381 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,212 You think… You think we can put this in rice or something? 382 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,714 What the fuck, man? My speech was on there. 383 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,882 I… Is it in the cloud? 384 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,635 No. It's not on the cloud. 385 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,345 There's no reception. It was a draft. 386 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,639 Okay, but you wrote it. Well, you can rewrite it, yeah? 387 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,141 No, I can't rewrite it, dude. It doesn't work like that. 388 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,560 I-It wrote itself, man. 389 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,271 It came down from my father in the heavens, man. 390 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,398 I was in the zone. I can't rewrite it. 391 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:54,861 Dude, I have always said why do they put pockets on shirts? 392 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,697 - They're so incompetent, you know? - This is… This is typical, man. 393 00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:00,157 - What do you mean? - How do you make such a simple, 394 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,952 straight line so fucking crooked? 395 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,830 Dude, a bull stepped on it. He didn't do it on purpose. 396 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,665 See, it's shit like that. 397 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,584 You know? Man, I love you, bud. 398 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,211 I do, man, but I should be home right now. 399 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,338 Next to my beautiful wife in my beautiful bed, 400 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,049 getting beautiful rest before I give a beautiful fucking speech. 401 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,593 But no, man, you don't care about that. 402 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,178 - I do. - No, you don't. 403 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:23,598 You breeze into town uninvited and you make it all about you. 404 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,225 Mr. Go-With-The-Flow. As long as it's your flow. 405 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,227 Dude, I got you out of your head. 406 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,731 No. This is what you got me, man. 407 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,567 Hey, and don't pretend that you came to see me 408 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,777 out of the goodness of your own heart because you didn't. 409 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,072 Anytime there's a sign of trouble, you can't deal. 410 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,532 You were having family trouble, 411 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,827 and you just run away just like you always do. 412 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,415 - Fuck you, Matthew. - Fuck you, Wood. 413 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,464 Eight seconds, man. 414 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,966 Can you take care of my phone? Eight fucking seconds. 415 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,012 [Woody] Eight seconds? You didn't even last one! 416 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,851 That was a low blow, Wood. I'm sorry. 417 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,687 Woody, come on, man. Let's go home. 418 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,482 [Woody] I'll find my own way home. 419 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,618 [vehicle approaching] 420 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,715 Think we can make it to the school by 8:00? 421 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,842 Ooh, that's gon' be tight. 422 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,803 Ah. [mutters] 423 00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,471 Hey, one of y'all have a phone I can borrow? 424 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,182 I-It's loud. I can't hear… Where are you? 425 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,351 I mean, we're all leaving to the rally now. 426 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,062 Ew, something smells like shit. 427 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,856 [horn honks] 428 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,525 I love you. We'll see you there. 429 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,111 What happened last night? And why aren't you and Matthew together? 430 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,780 Val, I respect you too much to tell you 431 00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:06,534 that your husband is a fucking raging asshole. 432 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,452 So, I'm not gonna do that. 433 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,872 Harrelsons, let's go. We're out of here. 434 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,667 [Joy] Woody, we need four hours to charge the solar first. 435 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,129 - [marching band music playing] - [cheering] 436 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,895 [sighs] Any idea where Matthew is? 437 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:36,815 - He's on right after the cheerleaders. - Yeah, I'm sure he's close by. 438 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:40,401 [sighs, mutters] 439 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,113 Ms. Lucy, I hope your chicken wins that blue ribbon. 440 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:49,577 [grunts] Hey, Trishan. How about a ride, bud? [groans] 441 00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:50,621 Alpha One is landing. 442 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,747 Come on. Come on. 443 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,958 Cue the intro. Cue the intro. 444 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,878 [upbeat music plays on speakers] 445 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:04,134 [announcer] Give a boot scootin' welcome to Austin's own Matthew McConaughey! 446 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,598 Matthew McConaughey? 447 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,354 [Matthew straining] Ah, there we go. 448 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,023 [crowd cheering] 449 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,902 [announcer] Give a boot scootin' welcome to Austin's own Matthew McConaughey. 450 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:23,986 [Matthew] Thank you. 451 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,489 Hey, everybody. 452 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,158 [exhales deeply] Okay. I just made it. 453 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:31,661 Sorry about being late. Uh… 454 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:35,206 {\an8}Hey, E-Ernesto, can we cut that spotlight and just turn on the main light? 455 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,208 {\an8}There we go, thank you. 456 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,960 Hey, here we are. 457 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:42,630 Um, again, sorry I'm late. 458 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,466 I had a… had a… had a bit of a wild night. 459 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:50,055 Um, you could say I had kind of a-a Big Mac night actually. 460 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,559 You know, my dad, he was the kind of guy who'd walk out the door for a quick errand 461 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,312 then maybe not make it back home for six days. 462 00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,856 [laughing] 463 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:02,149 [chuckles] Yeah. Not 'cause, you know, 464 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,944 he'd forget or he was being irresponsible or whatever, 465 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,404 but just because he was the kind of man 466 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:10,909 that would stop to help somebody fix their truck, you know? 467 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:15,414 Greet, meet and hang out with a stranger until who knows when. 468 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,710 The kind of guy who would head out with a friend and… 469 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:22,421 and just see where the… 470 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,132 the hunch took 'em. 471 00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:28,467 Yeah, last night did not go as planned. 472 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,803 Trust me, I had this thing coordinated to the second. 473 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,306 I had a slideshow, we had fireworks. 474 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,516 We had it timed, I'd come out the back in the spotlight. 475 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:39,188 I had a great speech written and all that's out the door. 476 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,147 And who cares? 477 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:42,732 [contemplative music plays] 478 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,485 Because I'm here now with you, 479 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:50,281 my family, in the place where my dad, Big Mac, 480 00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,699 learned to take a hit. 481 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:57,539 Where he learned to put it all on the line for the… the guy next to him. 482 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:03,127 I got a friend like that. 483 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,379 He does that for me. 484 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:06,840 I hope y'all do too. 485 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,634 We're here in the place where my dad 486 00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:13,263 learned to become a man, a father and a Texan. 487 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,017 And I miss him. [chuckles] 488 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,604 Love you, Dad. 489 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,897 And go Boot Scooters. 490 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:23,981 [cheering] 491 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,902 Hey, look at that. Just like we choreographed. 492 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:30,781 [cheering] 493 00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,998 Little early to start drinking, huh, Ma Mac? 494 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,542 [Ma Mac] Weren't you just leaving? 495 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:46,170 This isn't a drink. This is my morning coffee and Kahlúa. 496 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:48,714 There's barely any vodka in here. 497 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:53,678 [sighs] I… I'm-I'm surprised you ain't at the Big Mac celebration. 498 00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:55,221 Well, you know, 499 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:58,140 there's a way people want to remember things 500 00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:01,018 and there's a way things really were. 501 00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:02,187 Let me tell you something. 502 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:07,066 If it weren't for me, Matthew would just be some half-naked, 503 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,987 oiled up background dancer at the Magic Mike show in Vegas. 504 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:12,447 [chuckles] 505 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:17,827 Well, I will say he loves you the most. 506 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,829 It's just boys and their fathers. 507 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,205 Yeah. Boy… 508 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,708 Boys and their fathers. You got that right. 509 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:27,670 You know, I can't help but wonder if I'd have been a better parent 510 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:31,549 if I'd had a better role model than, uh, Clive V. Harrelson, 511 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:34,635 - prisoner number 57382, you know? - Uh-uh, 512 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,889 you just listen here to me for a minute. 513 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:40,809 Ain't no one all good or all bad. 514 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,394 I knew your daddy. 515 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,521 He had his qualities. 516 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:48,566 Of course, truth to tell, first sign of trouble… [chuckles] 517 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,860 …he would always just scamper off. 518 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,404 You know, like you're doing now. 519 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:58,743 You knew my… Ma-Ma Mac, I've known you 25 years. 520 00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:01,204 You're just now telling me that you knew my dad? 521 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,955 Well, I mean, it's not that… 522 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,000 It's not that I was advertising. 523 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,213 It happened during one of mine and Big Mac's divorces. 524 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:13,550 I think it… Oh, I think it was the second one. 525 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:17,471 Yeah, it happened then. Yeah. 526 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,225 What happened? 527 00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:26,604 Did you and my father have sexual relations? 528 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:29,608 Shit, Woodrow, I-I can't believe you. 529 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,901 What happened to your manners? 530 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:36,030 This is not the kind of conversation you initiate with a woman of quality. 531 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,908 It's just that, you know, maybe it's not a total coinkydink 532 00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,494 that you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers. 533 00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:44,288 That's all I'm saying. That's… And that is all I'm saying. 534 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:45,456 [Woody] Oh, my God. 535 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:50,920 Are you… Are you saying that possibly Big Mac wasn't Matthew's dad? 536 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:52,630 Who said anything like that to you? 537 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,966 - I think you're confused. - Ma Mac. 538 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,802 I need a real drink. 539 00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:59,804 [sniffs] I think you've had quite enough of this. 540 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,848 Ma Mac, where are you going? 541 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,016 Wha… Are you saying that me and Matthew… 542 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,602 [Ma Mac] Don't worry about it, Woody. 543 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:25,538 Woody! 544 00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,290 - [gasps] - [Olive] What the hell was that? 545 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,167 - Matthew! - Oh, my God. Is he dead? 546 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,085 - [Joy] Oh, my God. - No, I don't think so. 547 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,546 [stutters] Just wait on the bus. 548 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,633 [pants] Matthew. 549 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:40,846 [groans] Oh. 550 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,515 - Matthew. Yeah. - Wood, hey. Buddy, 551 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:47,143 I owe you an apology. Hey, look at me. 552 00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:49,021 I've been in a bit of a rut lately, okay? 553 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,814 Remember yesterday, I told you I was having a rough day? 554 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:54,526 Well, that's bullshit, man. I've been having a rough year. 555 00:28:56,987 --> 00:29:02,033 I'm the same age as my dad was when he died and I don't know, man. 556 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:05,328 It's been fucking with my head. 557 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:06,787 So, I apologize. 558 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,831 [breathes deeply] 559 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,791 I apologize too. Yeah, you know, 560 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,669 - Ma Mac, uh, said something to me-- - [stammers] Can I… Can I finish? 561 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,255 - Okay, but I-- I need to-- - It's just one more. I know, I know. 562 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,050 But last night, buddy, the universe… 563 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:21,386 it spoke to me, man. 564 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:25,474 My purpose has never been more clear than it is right now. 565 00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:30,562 I'm gonna run for governor. 566 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,314 Are you fucking high? 567 00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:35,816 I've never been more clear in my life. 568 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,026 - I know. - Listen to me. 569 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:39,862 And I'm gonna need you to stay here with me. 570 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:42,740 I'm gonna need you by my side on the campaign trail, okay? 571 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:46,077 You're the one that got me to see. You're the secret ingredient. 572 00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,912 You're one of the only people I can trust, man. 573 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:51,083 You and Val are the two people in my life that always shoot me straight. 574 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,418 And call me on my bullshit. 575 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:56,671 And that will never keep something from me. 576 00:29:56,672 --> 00:30:00,383 And I'm gonna need as much of that as I can get on this governor run. 577 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:02,510 I'm gonna shoot you straight now, 578 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:04,428 - I'm a fucking anarchist… - Yes. 579 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:08,933 …and I think this is the stupidest, craziest fucking idea you ever had. 580 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,434 - Exactly. - [chuckles] 581 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:13,396 That's what I'm talking about, man. And this… Look at me, look at me. 582 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:14,606 [sighs] 583 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,068 I need you, brother. 584 00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:21,363 [spits] 585 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,574 What do you say? 586 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:29,580 You… 587 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:34,126 Ah, fuck it. [spits] 588 00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:36,128 [saliva squishes] 589 00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:40,798 [chuckles] We're gonna do this. We're gonna fucking do this. 590 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:43,135 Thank you. Now, listen. What were you saying about Ma Mac? 591 00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:45,179 Oh. [chuckles] 592 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,264 Um… 593 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,933 Well, I-I-I… [sighs] 594 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:52,685 I-I don't know if this is the ideal time to-- 595 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,980 This is the perfect time for whatever. I can handle anything. 596 00:30:55,606 --> 00:31:00,652 Okay, well, I think Ma Mac, um… 597 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,363 And this is not 100% sure… 598 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,536 I think Ma Mac might have a drinking problem. 599 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,955 Oh, shit, man. 600 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,457 She's had that since before I was born. 601 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,628 [chuckling] Oh, yes. I love you.